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Avocado Hopping

The act of visiting multiple establishments within a single outing in an effort to find the most ripe of Avocados.
"I've gotta go avocado hopping before the kick-back tomorrow- need to be sure we get ourselves some ripe avocados."
by shred wards September 2, 2018
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avocado cracker vagina

Jill: you wanna do some guacamole nigga penis?
Jack: im more into avocado cracker vagina
by weenie suck February 22, 2019
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Nikocado Avocado

have you seen Nikocado Avocado?
yeaa hes ugly and fat
by XximgayxX October 19, 2020
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Mr. Avocado Man

A Sitophilia; a man who is sexually aroused by Avocados.

Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.

Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.

He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride
by sheonatheshehulk December 5, 2017
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hold my avocado

A phrase that millenials use to convey the same sentiment as "hold my beer."

However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.

It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.
Old Miserable Man: I bet you'll never be able to buy a house after graduating college, youngin.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.
by angryangelsandsuch August 11, 2017
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avocado groove

The Avocado Groove is what every purchaser of avocados should strive for when purchasing avocados for the week.

On Sunday, you go grocery shopping and you take a look at the avocados. You do your best to try and pick out a variety of them. You get a few that are on the harder side, a few that seem to be softening, and maybe 1 thats ready to go now.

Picking avocados is quite simple, but eating the avocado at the right time can be difficult. With proper execution and technique, a person can acheive a true avocado groove and eat a perfect half or whole avocado every day for the whole week without wasting a single one.

Here are some of my personal pointers:

-Try to diversify the avocado ripeness when purchasing several of them.
-Leave the hard ones out on your counter in a bowl, they will ripen quickest this way.
-When they start to soften, put them in the refrigerator so they stay in their ripest form for as long as possible.
-If you are only eating half of one, always leave the pit in the uneaten half and try to seal it up and get as much air out of the bag/container/wrap as you can!
Marc: Hey Deb! Those avocados look delicious!
Deb: Thanks, Marc! I'm making a delicious salad for lunch every day this week, would you like the recipe?
Marc: Absolutely! You gotta catch that avocado groove if you want those to last you the whole week! Last time I bought avocados here they were only good for 38 seconds!
by ChrisBrownismyfather October 28, 2019
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Aaron Avocado

A type of person who is usually under 4 feet that has a bowl cut. He is known for taking half-naked pictures of himself and sending them to group chats. He then proceeds to rage and call people dumbasses. He is typically seen to be playing Clash Royale. Most people refer to this creature as a monkey.
Aaron Avocado is a monkey and is a threat to humanity.
by Pappers123 February 24, 2020
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