asshole move

when someone does something asshole-y

Friend: Dude, did you go on that date with Amy.

Asshole: Nah, I ditched her, she's fugly.

Friend: What an asshole move!

by yoyopickleface January 30, 2010

asshole

1. A contemptuous “human” who goes around doing cruel and intentional shit simply to piss other people off. These individuals get off on this and are obviously deeply insecure and have nothing better to do. It’s all fun and games until the Asshole says the wrong thing to the wrong person. These are usually males, as females of this sort are known as bitches.

2. A part of the female and male human body that can be fucked. The sex-related to the asshole is also known as Anal Sex. Gay couples often participate in this form of sexual activity. Much harder to pop out babies by using this form of sex. Also... an excellent opportunity to get STDs.

3. The part of the human body where shit or excrement exits the body.

1. "That Asshole was making fun of that bloke in the wheelchair who had no legs."

2. "I wanna fuck you in the asshole tonight Sam."

3. "Y'know that feeling when shit pours out of your asshole 5 times a week?"

by sophieisapatheticthot66 January 17, 2022

assholean

Of or pertaining to the actions of a complete asshole

by Kold Kore February 17, 2003

Asshole Torching

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.

"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."

by DICK burn November 16, 2016

Asshole nigger bitch

A person that acts like an asshole, nigger, and a bitch.

Martin: asshole nigger bitches has no right to hit people.

by Magiranger November 11, 2022

National Asshole Day

Occurs annually every February 27th. This is a day to remember assholes who have come and gone in your life. Whether you encountered them in traffic or they stayed in your life for a longer period, possibly an asshole disguised as a non-asshole, this is the day we remind ourselves who the assholes are, and remember to avoid them at all costs.

"Hey asshole, just because this day celebrates you, doesn't mean you can cut me off in traffic!"

"Hey look, after not telling me he had a girlfriend and trying to get me, asshole broke up with his girlfriend and now decided to try to get with me. No way. He's an asshole; we remembered him on National Asshole Day."

by lady radio gaga February 26, 2010

Asshole Lane

The lane on a highway directly adjacent to an off ramp lane where Assholes try to cut in at the very last possible second to avoid a line up. This generates new traffic in the asshole lane and a subsequent chain reaction into neighboring lanes.

It is a major root of rush hour traffic on highways worldwide.

Passenger: "Dude get out of this lane quick"
Driver: "Why?"
Passenger: "Because it's the asshole lane!"
Driver: "Thanks you are so wise"

by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009