Abilene

The definition of a west Texas town. This town has everything Texas is known for, and all of its steriotypes. This town loves George W. Bush (even thought he ruined the country), if they could have re-elected him for a third time they would have. Nothing happens on the news here. The highlight of the week is when a long horn gets loose and runs down the highway. This town has 3 universities and 3 technical colleges. Therefore you would believe this is a party town. No. It is a wanna-be party town where the clubs close at midnight! Abilene has brisket, cows, real cowboys, rediculously large pickup trucks, bedazzled everything, and women with big asses. Everything is bigger in Texas right??

Example 1- "Who did you vote for?"

"Bush!"

"He cant run this year!"

"So."

Example 2-
"Dude lets go to the club!"

"Uh it is 11:30 in Abilene. Bars close in thirty minutes."

"Aww, this town sucks!"

by YankeeStuckInTexas March 13, 2009

abilene christian

A college where 90% of created madden characters come from

My madden team is an Abilene Christian dream team

by kinda true May 12, 2021

Abilene

A town full of great people dispise the stereotypes.
It has alot of lovely woman of ALL colors.
It is not a cowboy state,it is a nice mix between a big city and small independent farms.

Person 1: Man this city rocks!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: I will always live in Abilene!
Person 2: 325, Reprauuuhzent!

by KGarner325 April 5, 2012

abilene

the father of mourning

abilene...the father of mourning...pretty straightforward

by samdog361 September 28, 2007

ableness

The ability to do something

He has the ableness to jump far

by Xeeqo March 3, 2017

Abeline

An ADORABLE tough head girl who is typically referred to as a roach.

"OMG! What's under the table?"
"It's an Abeline!"

by Babyline November 21, 2021

acelene

Acelene, is believed to be the kindness, selfless, and most alluring soul on Earth. Her mind is intelligent and bright. She chooses happiness over everything. Stubborn at times but can accomplish anything she sets her mind to amazingly. Her heart and intentions are pure. Her grace will leave your glass overflowing with love. Her mind is intricate and always thinking. A great listener. Her smile will captivate you. Her charm will entrance you. If you have an Acelene in your life cherish her like the rarest diamond, the rarest pearl. Her beauty inside and out will resonate upon you. She is a motivator, an inspirer, and your biggest encourager. She brings joy to all those who meet her and lends a hand to those in need. Don’t hurt her or cause her pain for the karma is payback. Meet you an Acelene. She will change your life. You’ll never forget her.

Acelene! You’re amazing!

by Acelene November 23, 2021