Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters

When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.

by R. Keefe November 30, 2005

Shinzo Abe

Its when you're having sex with an asian girl from behind, and as you're going to finish you pull out and shoot all over her back.

Dude, last night i shinzo abe'd over my girl, i swear it looked like the Great Wave off Kanagawa

by Moist Cakes July 10, 2022

salty abe

A $5 bill that has been ejaculated on for any reason

Often given to strippers

I gave that stripper a salty abe

by ajx2019804201963 March 27, 2019

Shinzo Abe

Euphemism for "to assassinate", especially when the assassination is politically motivated.

With how corrupt the president is, I'm surprised he hasn't been Shinzo Abe'd yet.

by Taigas August 3, 2023

Shinzo Abe

When you jerk off and right as you are about to cum, you sneak up behind a random person and jizz all over their back.

I need to wash my shirt. Some homeless guy just shinzo abe’d me!

by Catgirlsixtynyaan September 25, 2022

Shinto Abe

Japan's longest serving Prime Minister, as of September 2020(Reiwa 2). Implemented and coined, an economic policy, after himself: "Abenomics".

Prime Minister Shinto Abe announced the _Games of the xxxii Olympaidd_ (TOKYO 2020), at Games of the _Games of the xxxi Olympaidd_ (RIO 2016).

by Sora Rouge April 26, 2022

Soggy Abe

A tip hander to you after a customer comes out of the bathroom. Very moist bills that you don't necessarily want.

That weird guy just handed me a Soggy Abe..

by SuomiMike32 October 24, 2023