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A Axolotl is a fully aquatic salamander that is native to a lake in mexico city (lake Xochimilco) and is a very popular pet
that Axolotl is very cute
Axolotl by corgi lover the 1st January 18, 2023

axolotl'd 

A nonsensical exclamation used following epic pwnage, rompage, or ownage deriving it's name from the axolotl.
Bro 1: That guy is making out with my girlfriend!
Bro 2: Axolotl'd, bitch!
axolotl'd by MindOfBrems March 16, 2010

Axolotl Day 

Axolotl day is on the 24th of every month. It's a day for people to appreciate axolotls. Axolotl sales from exotic pet shops seem to be very high every Axolotl Day.
"Hey bro, it's axolotl day! We should buy one."
"Yeah!"
Axolotl Day by Undercoverstan September 24, 2022

real axolotl hours 

The hours between midnight and dusk when you start swimming on land/water craving that good shit
Joey: hey man, its real axolotl hours

Dave: no way man, last time I woke up in barbeque sauce
real axolotl hours by Pure_On_Cancer February 21, 2018

Zac Axolotl 

Zac tends to eliminate everything in his way (except people like darkleonard2 and carlosrods) including The Middle Class.
Zac Axolotl by Exciteddd November 25, 2021

Aubergine Axolotl 

The aubergine axolotl, also known by the scientific name of Ambystoma melongena, is an elusive amphibian, a lover of caves and other fresh, humid environments in general. As the name itself suggests, the aubergine axolotl would appear as a quadrupedal animal, physiognomically identical to an axolotl, but characterized by a more rounded body, with intense purple pigmentation and the typical aubergine petiole where the tail should be located. An adult individual can measure up to 30cm and weigh between 1.5kg and 2kg. Characterized by an ungainly gait accompanied by the "Pillar's Men Theme" in the background, it is a species in danger of extinction. The researchers would all agree on the fact that the decimation of the number of individuals was induced by the disproportionate use of the same in Italian cuisine, especially in the South, for the creation of dishes such as aubergine parmigiana or the simpler grilled aubergines.

To date, the reproductive mechanism of the animal has not been defined, since there have been few contacts with it (not to mention the fact that all the aubergine axolotls studied were eaten as a snack between one break and another)
(Pillar’s Men Theme in background)

A: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

B: Bro, IT’S AN AUBERGINE AXOLOTL!

A: O MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

A e B do a Jojo Pose with aubergine axolotl
Aubergine Axolotl by El Basurero October 9, 2023