Ashleying

Verb: To make an absolute mess of something, but with incredible enthusiasm and flare.

"How's the Ashleying, Derek?"
"Jeez dude, I really goobered the fuck out of it."

by CherTheWealth May 28, 2020

Narcissistic asshole

Someone who is so incredibly self absorbed that they are blinded by their general assholeness towards others. No one likes him but everyone is friends with him. All the ladies love him even though he is incapable of expressing emotion because well... he's an asshole. Only of the male gender.

Girl 1: Wow isn't Ben so beautiful

Girl 2: Ya until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole

by coolcatz221 May 17, 2015

Asshole Teacher

An Asshole Teacher is one of those teachers that scream at you for the slightest thing, Give you an F on you're Homework/test for something stupid like getting the date wrong or misspelling a single word. they like to vent all of there frustrations out on the entire class by giving them extra homework or humiliating them. How do you stop one of these teachers well guess what you can't if you defend yourself they will give you detention for "Back-talking" or call your parents and say you were being "disrespectful" to them. If you try to seek retribution by reporting them to the principal they will deny everything and then become an even bigger Asshole Teacher and will most likely start to single you out in class.

Student 1: Dude Mr Adams gave me an F- on my test because I got the date wrong.

Student 2: Well he screamed at me yesterday because I asked to go to the restroom.

Student 1: He's such an Asshole Teacher

by SuperMatthew December 27, 2012

Kentucky Fried Asshole

The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".

Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.

It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.

Dave: Why do you walk like that?
Eddy: I have Kentucky Fried Asshole

by Dr Suffering June 16, 2010

Ashley Pridgen

The Snorg Tees Chick With the huge boobs.

Ashley Pridgen is so hot.

by Duskman July 13, 2010

Askhole

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet ALWAYS does the complete opposite of what you told them to do.

"Oh my God, Rich is such a total askhole!!! He always asks me what he should do about this or that and I give him my opinion, BUT he just NEVER listens to my advice. Rich just goes ahead and does what he wants to do in the first place. I don't know why I bother. "

by green eyed lady 13 September 24, 2014

Ashley Pridgen

The sexy Snorgtees girl with the huge boobs in the gray shirt with "Stand Back, I'm a professional on it."

Ashley Pridgen has such a nice rack on her, I'd tap that.

by N3vKid July 18, 2010