Asthma 

A girl that has a large butt or rear end that is appealing to other men.

Tyron Williams: Homey, check out this girls butt.

Michael Runtenburg da 3rd: OOOOOEEEEEE That girl has so much asthma she needs an inhaler...oooooeeeee!

Tyron: OOOOEEEEE (While high fiving Michael Runtenburg da 3rd's hand)

Asthma by Amit Soni October 2, 2010

asthma 

A serious disease. Do to one's Bronchial Tube swelling and oxygen not being able to pass through ones system easly. Commonly found in nerds, fat kids, albinos. An asthma episode may be cured by a handy dandy lifesaver...the inhaler.

Asthma Geek: "Dude don't make me laugh, I forgot my inhaler."
Asthma Geek's mean friend: "I don't care, it's funny to watch you squirm when youre close to death."

asthma by Haley RYan Rocks January 28, 2005

Asthma 

Hott girl or guy that takes your breath away.

Man, everytime he is around I have an asthma attack.

Asthma by Diane the BITCH July 26, 2005

Asthma 

1. A lung disease which make breathing harder.

2. An excuse to use a inhaler/steroids.

Gym Teacher: "Steroids are strictly prohibited!"
Student: "I have Asthma so I can use it."
Gym Teacher: "Alright."

Asthma by Suk Ma dix January 14, 2017

Asthma 

When someone's asth (ass) is so fat you have trouble breathing.

"Damn he's so thicc I think I'm developing asthma!"

Asthma by heyyaoooo January 12, 2021

Asthma 

Life except breathing isn’t allowed

man i hate asthma

Asthma by Ilbeity December 21, 2023

Asthma

A serious breathing condition that affects your breathing. And I swear to god if one more person says that this is an "excuse" I'm gonna fucking kill them because I HAVE asthma and it's not very fun when your at the back of the atuletics team being laughed at for being slow.

Athletics team: HURRY UP!!!
Me: U KNOW I HAVE ASTHMA YOU TWATS

Asthma by TimeLord5733 October 17, 2026