assbag 

The saggy flesh below the buns that overweight middle-aged people sometimes unfortunately display.

If you have assbags, then get off your ass and excercise!

assbag by nosaggybooty September 1, 2004

assbag 

A man whom gets a erection while looking at another man's ass. Often, this man will have a embarrassing nickname, along with a embarrassing life.

I saw Jared staring at my ass yesterday while having a boner. What a assbag!

assbag by woeisme5000 June 13, 2006

Assbag 

A bag of cocaine.

Somebody get the guy an assbag

Assbag by gheyfack May 1, 2010

Assbag 

A portable shitter for old people. Used when making it to the bathroom is an impossibility. Just pop a squat and take a shit. Much like a reverse pissbag.

Haha, look! That old dude just dropped his assbag.

Assbag by catch24 October 24, 2006

assbag 

1.Noun-Aprotective device that acts a lot like an air bag, for your ass. So when you get knocked the "fuck out", your assbag will deploy to protect your ass.
2. Someone you do not like.

"Man, when marquis got knocked the fuck out its a good thing his assbag came out to protect his dumb ass."
"Ja rule is such a dirty assbag."

assbag by thereason21 January 8, 2005

assbag 

The bag that hangs behind the horse and catches the horses poop.
A source of great stench.

OH MAN! Did you see that bird just land in that assbag?

assbag by nick December 1, 2003

assbag 

What one gets when his ass doesn't get the proper amount of sleep; similar to bags that one gets under one's eyes due to lack of sleep.

"I need some shuteye. Not only do I have bags under my eyes, I have assbags, too, dammit!"

assbag by Alice W. November 7, 2008