Assed

When you rub your ass all up in someone else's ahit.

Arianna - bot you just assed my straw.

by TheSpicTheMicNtheDago August 30, 2016

Assed

To get rekt/destroyed in a fight. Commonly used when describing anime battles.

Shiiit! Black Zetsu just got assed!

by Dadivan Zilef April 21, 2018

Assed

Tired, annoyed, hungry

Maeve: omg get out of my room I’m so assed rn

by SisterL June 10, 2018

Assed

means Asked

I jus assed u a question, who u wit?

by Allahatopia November 24, 2018

Assed

Cashed weed bowl

It's assed

by LyleHoam July 27, 2022

assed up

(adj) The unsightly appearance of a person, place or thing. Commonly used in military setting when a superior scolds a junior (or group of juniors) for not keeping his/her/their appearance, living quarters, uniform, or equipment up to a standard of cleanliness and/or organization.

Synonyms: jacked up, fucked up, screwed up

Sergeant Slapstick: "Private Dingleberry!... I KNOW you did not just fall into my formation lookin so assed up... Get your stankin' ass back in the barracks to SHAVE, PUT ON A PRESSED UNIFORM and CLEAN YOUR BOOTS, you fuckin' fuckstick!"

Drill Sergeant Payne: "WAKE UP, 1st PLATOON!!! Now I KNOW y'all didn't go to bed last night leaving my bay floor lookin' so assed up! TOE THE LINE!!!"

by Bozo McScrotus June 2, 2016

assed out

out of luck

The chicas get in for free, the rest o' you bustas is all assed out.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002