Ashlee Simpson

Younger, uglier sister of Jessica Simpson who is even more of a wannabe punk than Avril Levigne. She proved to the world just how truely bad she is when she was caught lip-synching on SNL and a few months later was booed during a horrible performance at the Orange Bowl. The only reason that she even has a record deal is because she is realated to Jessica Simpson and while Jessica has her "ditzy" moments at least she was never caught lip-synching and can sing, dance, and looks alot better than her younger sister.

While Jessica Simpson gets made fun of for her "Tuna Fish" lines, at least she doesn't have to live with getting caught lip-synching and getting booed off stage.

Ashlee Simpson by Royale January 7, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

inconsequential, untalented younger sibling of an almost-talented older sister, who has been forced down the throats of America's youth by MTV. Unconscious integration through overexposure is the only explanation of her success, which also means, thank the lord, it will be short-lived. It's over bitch!
See also: Jan Brady

I'd make up ridiculous excuses to disguise up my unstoppable ability to be the worst wannabe ever, but I'd hate to be labeled an ashlee simpson.

Ashlee Simpson by L.E. Lisa February 18, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

She's only famous because of her sister. She has a horrible raspy singing voice and apparently is against lip-synching. Oh sure....

She is NOT punk rock. Just because she has dark hair and wears t-shirts that says 'punk' on it does not make her 'rock 'n roll'. Hell, she doesn't even DESERVE that title!

Also, when it comes to looks, Ashlee Simpson just doesn't cut it. She is ugly and has a rather large nose.

If someone forced me to either listen to Ashlee or Jessica, I'd choose Jessica hands down.

Ashlee Simpson is ugly. Fact.

Ashlee Simpson by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 28, 2006

ashlee simpson

shes a stupid fuckin ugly bitch. she only got famous due to her sisters sucess. she thinks hes a rocker but everyone know shes really some stupid fuckin blonde under your black fuckin hair. get a life, STOP SINGING, YOU SUCK

shes fuckin emo that cant sing for shit

ashlee simpson by brody December 9, 2004

ashlee simpson

a) one of the many talent-less teenage stars of today that seem to be infesting the very world we live in

b) someone who spells her name in the most annoying phoenetic manner

jesus christ can't you spell your name like a fucking regular person, because "ashLEE" is the most annoying thing in the world?

ashlee simpson by anti-conformist November 22, 2004

ashlee simpson

The epitome of dumb, shallow, and contrived MTV crap.
-Caught lip-synching on SNL
-Got a record deal purely because of her sister
-Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good.
-Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with
-Dreadful MTV reality show
-Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne
-Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics

The sad part is that there are people who actually CAN sing and write good lyrics who will never have the kind of opportunity that has been wasted on her worthless, talentless ass.

ashlee simpson by cmdrmonkey February 20, 2005