April 5th

National ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards) Day. Fuck cops.

Bro 1: "Dude! It's April 5th!"
Bro 2: "Yeah, what about it?"
Bro 1: " It's National ACAB Day!"
Bro 2: "Oh hell yeah! Let's go steal a Thin Blue Line flag to celebrate!"

by froggytime April 5, 2021

UG April 5th

On UG April 5th is the day everyone in the discord server "Unhatched Games" (UG) beats the shit out of the member "Trike v2".

Person 1: "Hey Trike v2, its UG April 5th!"
Trike v2: "Oh shit"

Trike v2 then proceeds to log off his discord account.

by SirBlameson March 26, 2021

April 5th, 1994

The day that all hope for music died and the path was directed straight to hell.

Quick, let's teleport back before April 5th, 1994 and save Kurt so the black people don't take over the world.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

April 5th, 1994

A Tuesday when nothing worth noting happened. No major losses occurred. On another note, music in general started getting better the next day.

I remember April 5th, 1994 like it was yesterday. It was a Tuesday, and the worst part of the day was when I got a flat tire on my way home from work

by MoronsPissMeOff August 27, 2016

April 5th

The day god had birthed a legendary creator in the entire anime community. Akira Toriyama. The man the myth the legend, the reason why we have the sayings "can't beat goku" "can he/she beat goku tho?" the man that made us all believe that we could fire a kamehameha, the man who made us believe that we could all become a super saiyan. The man who left the world while in the process in making a new part of dragon ball that both took and blew up and made the legendary and one of the best ever transformations in the history of dragon ball cannon. Super Saiyan 4. Today on April 5th we honor him for bringing us joy everytime we would see a character who has the same amount of cheer and joyfulness like his own creation Son Goku or Kakarot. Thank you and happy birthday Akira Toriyama.

April 5th contains the birth of an anime creator GOAT that isn't Lebron James

by BigBlackieWackie69 April 7, 2025

April 5th

National roast day

Person 1:It's April 5th!
Person 2:Imma roast U then

by just_a_chill_dude March 15, 2025

April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022