delta airlines

World's largest distributor of peanuts.

Like peanuts? Fly Delta Airlines.

by ppl-wannabe April 16, 2008

United Airlines

1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.

2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.

3) A term to describe being ripped off.

4) Fraud.

I paid for carry-on luggage handling at United Airlines. When I arrived at my hotel room in Boston, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now United refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.

by Boeing777-300 April 11, 2017

Airlocked

The act of inserting multiple penises into all female orifices.

The fellows and I totally airlocked Josh's mom last night.

by Teranceandphillip October 1, 2016

Airline High School

The school in northwest Louisiana in which there is a lack of inclusiveness and well being of their students.

Guy: "Did you hear about Airline High School?"
Other Guy: "You mean the one where Cash Glaze said the N-Word over Snapchat?"
Guy: "Oh yeah, you mean on quote "F*ck those n******?"

by GetRektCashGlaze November 5, 2021

Airline Peanuts

The kind of peanuts you get on airlines. Their deal remains unknown to this day.

What's the deal with airline peanuts?

by Vandelay Art May 20, 2010

Gold Coast Airlines

Now known as Jetstar asia, They are an airline which the owner is a reseller, a leaker and used some leaked models. The airline is in a very bad state as the owner is so bad at his job and most of his best staff have quit their job out of anger and drama.

Gold Coast Airlines is one of the worst airlines I have flown.

by Poggers1 January 20, 2021

airline beverage

From the old joke:

Stewardess: "Would you like some TWA Orange Juice, or some TWA Coffee?"

Passenger: "No thanks. But could I wouldn't mind some of your TWA Tea."

A Twat - a generally stupid or useless person, e.g. who will never get past the second round at Wimbledon despite the alcoholic chantings of work-shy sadsters on a soggy hill.

That Tim Henman is a bit of an airline beverage.

by Anon2 August 20, 2006