Alfred
Alfred by a reallllly smart lady June 8, 2011
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Some of the most sexy human beings are called Alfred. The name just screams hot and sexy in a classy way. Everything about Alfred is hot from head to toe. The ladies can only find him irresistible. By even just the smell of him the ladies get uncontrollable orgasms.
Alfred by Jonna Svennson November 23, 2021
Alfred
Most likely the person that excels in chemistry, however he uses his chemistry knowledge to create a new form of mustard gas to destroy his high school.
If he ever gets children, he would most likely swear in front of them.
If he ever gets children, he would most likely swear in front of them.
Alfred as a doctor
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Alfred - I'm now a certified doctor, and from what I can from your symptoms... You have cancer.
Patient - But sir, I have an ingrown toena-
Alfred - SSSSH.... It's ok, I forgive you
Alfred as a parent
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Alfred - What the fuck, my nigga slave is strong bro
*LATER*
Alfred's kid - Fuck these nibbas
Teacher - WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT??
Alfred's kid - FrOm mY dAd
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Alfred - I'm now a certified doctor, and from what I can from your symptoms... You have cancer.
Patient - But sir, I have an ingrown toena-
Alfred - SSSSH.... It's ok, I forgive you
Alfred as a parent
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Alfred - What the fuck, my nigga slave is strong bro
*LATER*
Alfred's kid - Fuck these nibbas
Teacher - WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT??
Alfred's kid - FrOm mY dAd
Alfred by Harry's Steakhouse June 5, 2018