Libyan Airstrike

Awaking an intimate partner from a deep slumber by defecating on him or her from above.

I waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.

When a Republican wakes an intimate partner from a deep slumber with a golden shower.

I patiently waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.

by Dope Slim April 5, 2015

jennifer aniston

Over-rated "actress" who gained notoriety playing Rachel on the hugely successful sitcom Friends. She continues her career on the silver screen, playing essentially that same Rachel character in every movie she does. Also known for her permanently erect nipples, and for never wearing a bra.

"hey look it's Friends but on the big screen.......no, no, ....it's a jennifer aniston movie"

by Mike curleson June 11, 2006

Jennifer Aniston

An actress of only average skill who is highly overrated for her looks and hair. She is indeed nothing spectacular. Her nose is strange, her jaw too jutting, and her eyes a bit beady.

Maxwell: WOW, Jennifer Aniston is hot.
Matt: No. She really isn't.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you're supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she's hot and so you do. Why can't you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh

by Matthias Mashburn May 13, 2005

aristemo

aristemo is the ship between aristóteles córcega and cuauhtémoc lópez, most known as aris and temo, from a mexican telenovela called mi marido tiene más familia.

x: what do you ship?

o: i ship aristemo! it's the best ship ever

by regina la pendeja del tuirer April 27, 2019

Jennifer Aniston

Known best for her role in Friends as the person with permanently hard nippples.

guy 1: oh my god jennifer Aniston has an ugly jaw
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guy 2: hehe im not looking at her jaw

by Mrs X September 22, 2005

Arista

Arista is a unique name given to a unique girl. She cares for others more than she cares for herself. She is insecure, but she is beautiful. She is very crazy and hyper at times. And caring and sensitive as well.

stranger 1: "look at that girl smiling over there."
stranger 2: "She must be an Arista."

by bubushka November 17, 2014

Jennifer Aniston

An American "actress" who plays stock characters in all movies. All of roles are interchangeable and meager at best.

No wonder Brad Pitt strayed. He got bored with Jennifer Aniston.

by Urban Nomad March 3, 2011