CPR Alpacas

Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.

Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

APAC

Acronym for all politicians are cunts

Why do I hate politicians because APAC

by Stashenasty February 27, 2021

AirPack

Weed that a drug dealer tells you is loud but it doesn't get you high. Often case he sold you a weak strain of marijuana or he is trying to sell you some mid that doesn't have seeds.

Dealer: "Aye bruh I got loud for 10 a gram?"

Me: "Nigga Fuck outa here wit dat airpack"

by BasedRoach February 12, 2013

apache attack helicopter

A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.

"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"

by Nikachu14 December 9, 2016

Apache alarm clock

Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)

I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...

by RevWaldo January 9, 2010

alpaca

fluffy animals who love jazz, and jazz loves them.

the alpaca did not spit on jazz

by captain-awesome!!! December 26, 2011

Alpacer

Alpacers are a species of animals, a very rare type to be exact. They are very sexy and I own the leader of the Alpacers. They were actually the ones who wiped out the dinosaurs. They are all immortal and they originate from A big place Canada called Nunavut. In Nunavut it doesn’t matter what language you speak they are called Kesamottos

His name is Alpacer cause’ he really got friends!

by Alpacer February 9, 2019