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Hoover, Alabama

Founded way back in 1967 by a Neo-Nazi, Hoover, Alabama offers many chain restaurants, strip malls, and new-money maniacs climbing that social ladder. An inflated sense of self is garnished with the stinch of racism and spiritual abuse. Here, roads are backed up with mini-vans commuting to places like Greystone in the hope of elevating one's status. Bores are everywhere, just pray you never sit next to one at a dinner party. They will drop every name in the book, talk about how much money they make, and even ask you about your money...prepare to vomit. They also brag about attending church more than you do...the desperation for admiration is pathetic. Hoover is the closeted homosexual happily married to his frumpy school marm prig. But she's so busy smocking, embroidering, or devouring Guthrie’s she never notices his indiscretions.
Hoover, Alabama Guy: Did you know that he was the CEO of HealthSouth, he lives in a big mansion in Shoal Creek, I've been hunting on his land before?

Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.
by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 23, 2019
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Ahahaa

The fuckboy laugh, or douche laugh used to sound overly cool. Usually, a pick up line or the like is said and they laugh in this manner, whilst rubbing their chin, licking their lips, or biting their lips, though not limited to only these.
"Wyd Amanda?"
"Just drinking water."
"Would you like to drink something else tonight, ahahaa" *licks lips and runs hand through hair*
by AUtoMaTicGUnsHoT November 3, 2019
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sweet home alabama

Sweet Home Alabama is a song, but is also used to describe a relationship of incest
Friend: Katie Balmore and Pete Clifford like each other! They’re literally cousins!
Me: Sweet Home Alabama!
by daddysaddle91 March 3, 2019
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Alabama Drone

4 male relatives hold hands whilst laying face up on the floor. They all simultaneously perform the helicopter. Meanwhile, a female relative points a TV remote at the drone formation and pretends to fly it.
"You heard about the Bradshaws doing the Alabama Drone"
"Yeah thats fucked mate"
by Ketty Fap October 15, 2020
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alabamadom

When you miss your Dom so much and you just wanna call him.
A: Ôi, alabamadom!
by nhasucvathoc May 16, 2022
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An incredibly potent drug that causes you to "get so high your brains will blow chunks into the milky way." It causes you to go insane and leaves your mind a blank slate. It was used by members of the hair metal band, Snakes n' Barrels, during their reunion concert and caused all but their lead singer, Pickles, to go insane.
"Hey, you guys want to try some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake?"

"We got some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake from a dude."
by mossSAP December 13, 2008
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Alabama Syndrome

Usally occurs in inbred individuals, symptoms include: long toes the size of a finger, yellow or green toes, the occasional black toe. Mostly seen in neotrix videos or the occasional foot pornography.
“Dude what’s wrong with your toes!?”
“I was just diagnosed with Alabama Syndrome
“I knew you were inbred.”
by kkkhloe July 23, 2018
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