Advice

Law-ad? Fucking law-ad!? That isn't how you say that word you jewish fucking retard! Or should I say "Jeh-weesh fucking Reh-tard" Hahaha!

Hym "Well, taking my advice usually works out pretty good for everybody. LAUD. Fort Lauderdale. Fort Law-aderdale. Laudable. Laudatory."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025

Advice

Square Enix wants advice on "What is the best gameplay style or combat style?" Dawg....

Hym "MAKE FRONT MISSION, BITCH! THAT'S THE ADVICE!!! Keep the level up system the same (Any character can use any gun. Using the gun increases the characters gun skill level. Leveling up allows the character to learn gun-specific abilities). Make the attributes of the Wanzer parts geared more towards different builds (Higher HP arms for melee units or more durable arms for snipers or whatever). Give the both the parts and the weapons abilities (You can have recurring abilities on different parts as you progress through the game). Add more weapon types (Bring back the flamethrower. Rail gun. Arc projector) Character specific abilities too. 60 hours of story mode plus side quests. Go! Faster!"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2025

Advice Monkey

A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.

My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.

by ShinCookie August 3, 2016

advice slut

A person who goes to another person for help and gets thoughtful feedback, but then proceeds to ask every other person they know anyway.

Advice Slut: Hey, can you help with my fantasy lineup for next week?
Friend 1: Hey! I just helped you with your lineup an hour ago!
Friend 2: God, you are such an advice slut.

by aciduniform December 12, 2015

Advice Dog

The head of a labrador puppy on a rainbow background that gives advice to people. A properly constructed advicedog consists of 2 short phrases one on top and one on the bottom.

Abuse Kittens

(Dog Head)

Blame your neighbors

As you can see Advice dog's pool of knowledge is endless.

by Sinrai July 1, 2008

advice bukkake

The phenomenon of many people eagerly rushing to give advice all at once, frequently in an aggressive, lecturing, and sometimes hostile manner. Especially common on online forums.

John was surprised by both the amount and texture of the advice bukkake he received after he asked about his problems with relationships.

by GarDrastic December 9, 2007

Advice Cookie

A fortune cookie that instead of a fortune has advice. These "Advice Cookies" make obvious statements about things you can do to improve everyday life however missing the point that they are supposed to tell you a fortune hence the name FORTUNE COOKIE. These Advice Cookies are most likely found at a local Panda Express or other Chinese restaurant. Some even sub for language tutors by teaching you how to say words in Chinese.

ex1: Yo I just hit up panda and got what I thought was a fortune cookie only to be disappointed when it told me to clean my room. That ain't a fortune cookie that's an ADVICE COOKIE!!

ex2: homie1: what u doin man?
homie 2: fixin my car G
homie1: but there ain't nothin wrong with it
homie2: My ADVICE COOKIE told me it's time to change my air filter so that's what imma do!

by refri3dnoodle May 22, 2009