Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

Adopt Me

A roblox roleplay game made in 2017 where people are supposed to roleplay and adopt kids, but instead scams each other and beg for pets, and boast their stupid neon shadow dragon.

-Hello, your pet is so cool. Can you adopt me?

-HAHAHA poor noob I will never adopt you

by SaltyMushroom December 5, 2020

Adopting Affectations

See "catchin feelings" More formal.

"I sayeth good sir, why art thou adopting affectations towardeth me?"

by Carter August Reich June 23, 2005

Adoptive muscle memory

the ability to replicate any physical action after seeing it performed once

Monica Dawson; beholder of Adoptive muscle memory, saw a wrestling move done on TV before work then performed the same exact move on a robber

by HeroesAbilities June 10, 2013

Adopt Me

A game on the popular app "Roblox", you roleplay in the game, you get pets in the game and make families. It is mostly filled with scammers and 4 to 9 year olds who still can't afford robux.

adoptmefan283: hey wanna play some adopt me???
brookhavenlover2834: nah I like brookhaven better

by floppafan December 20, 2022

early adopter

A person who is typically the first to purchase new technologies before they become popular in an effort to look interesting. They can be easily identified by the dozens of boxes in their basement filled with crap like Nook Ereaders, Zune mp3 players, Google Glasses and AOL email addresses as well as their remarkably small retirement savings accounts.

Our tech startup is failing because we only hired early adopters with attention spans similar to goldfish.

by halal9000 April 26, 2019

De-Adopt

To throw away someone u adopted as they're completely useless #discord

Son, i'll de-adopt u if u don't behave well with my boyfriends!

by theonlinoobmaster69 February 18, 2022