Talk the ears off a wooden Indian

used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.

I just left my sister-in-laws house. My god, that broad could talk the ears off a wooden indian!

Talk the ears off a wooden Indian by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris 

a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris by Adrian July 13, 2006

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by caxwl July 13, 2004

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? 

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.

Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

the tongue twister, EVERYONE seems to get wrongg.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by amanderrrrrrr April 1, 2008

Roll A Wood 

When you roll a blunt with backwoods

Me: aye u finna Roll A Wood
Friend: Yessir

Roll A Wood by Cliff05 July 20, 2021

A-Wood 

Name of an alcoholic beverage. It's a combination of pineapple soda and pear absolut vodka. The best drink ever. Originates from Santa Barbara, California.

Last week I got totally messed up cause I was drinking A-Wood all night.

A-Wood by Dwayne Bowe September 14, 2009