a dick I'll let you hop on

a guy you approve of someone dating

Friend 1: omg he's so cute

Friend 2: nooo not him

Friend 1: what about him??

Friend 2: now that's a dick I'll let you hop on!

by thatgirl123456 November 23, 2016

A dick in the pudding

A minor irritation that spoils the success or enjoyment of something; a shit in the bed; a cum rag in the pool

"You really are a dick in the pudding, Paul"

by Rexloid January 18, 2018

a dick in his stride

The demeanour a guy sometimes has the morning after he gets laid, usually involving a "get around me, boys" overconfident type-strutt, and a self-satisfied grin.

Variations:

"a real dick in his stride".

"a dick up his stride".

Steve: "Hey man, have you seen Pat this morning? Since laying that bird last night he is getting around the place with a dick in his stride".

Ed: "Yeah, tell him to 10-2 on that shit man. She had christmas hams anyway".

by EduardoRodriguez December 9, 2012

a dick shun

When the size of your penis becomes general knowledge and women avoid you like the plague.

It looks like the Red Sea parting when Dan walks through a group of women...now thats A dick shun.

by neorio July 31, 2016

a dick is a sick

hoe

a dick is a sick bitch

by fasnfoiupgidfgifugf fuck November 17, 2020

A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by MikeMyeaaaahbrahhh February 17, 2025

A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by MikeMyeaaaahbrahhh February 17, 2025