Joe on a boat

A very trustworthy content creator that lives on a boat. You can trust him.

"Have you watch the latest Joe on a boat video?"

"Not yet, but I'm sure It will be very trustworthy."

by FrostyBladeBoi January 26, 2021

on a boat

Title of a great song. (Lonley Island and T-Pain. If someone says this they are either listening to the song; is on a boat;or"im so good you cant touch me" or "im on roll" kinda thing.

(Someone is on fire in a basketball game) "DUDE,YOUR ON A BOAT!"

by NikkiStatic February 26, 2009

Scrote in a Boat

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation

"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"

by Lone_Porkchop September 5, 2012

Tiger in a Boat

Tiger in a Boat
Noun
1. a substitute for "The Life of Pi" book or movie.

2. "Bullshit," a lie, or an exaggeration

Adjective
1. an embellishment of a story

Verb
2. to dismiss, to disregard

Acronym: TiaB

Note: I have not seen, nor read, Life a Pi.

Noun
1. "Do you wanna go see Tiger in a Boat? It's good, I swear. It won all of the gold globes."

2. "What a bunch of Tiger in a Boat!" "What a crock pot of Tiger in a Boat!"

Adjective
1."There is no god if you continue telling me this boring story. Give me the Tiger in a Boat version."

Verb
1. "You can't Tiger in a Boat me like that. We're besties, and it's the honest truth."

by chudthechud January 23, 2013

floating a boat

A way of smoking meth or coke.

Place drug in tin foil.
Light tin foil from underneath.
Smoke it through a straw.

Some people refer to smoking meth from tin foil as free basing but I know it as floating a boat.

by nikkkkkk October 30, 2012

Smoking a boat

A Boat is another term for PCP. PCP is some nasty shit. Don't take it. ever.

Guy: Hey man, wanna smoke a boat?

Me: Nah man, I'm all weed, I don't do hard shit like you

Guy: Come on man, you'd love smoking a boat...

Me: Fuck off crack head.

by FlaTLiN3D September 2, 2009

I'm on a Boat

A song made by The Lonely Island, featuring T-Pain. It also has a clean version on the Saturday Night Live (SNL) website.

I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat! I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Take a good, long, look at the motherfucking boat!

by INSERT WITTY NAME HERE April 15, 2009