Person who has 20+ years and throws tantrums over smallest things. You locked him by accident in apartment? No worries vladimir WILL make sure you never forget how horrible person you are. You are basically a child/teen? He will for sure make fun of everything you do right or wrong even if you're insecure. He's most certanly fluent in sarcasam too.
"You just want to get rid of me"
"You're selfish child"
"Oh your leg hurts? No worries we'll walk twice as fast as normal"
"You're being vladimir again..."
"You're selfish child"
"Oh your leg hurts? No worries we'll walk twice as fast as normal"
"You're being vladimir again..."
by lilmeowmeows August 22, 2019
Vladimir more like the ruler of the world, which is stated by his name. Vladimirs are usually attracted to Samsara. Vladimir is usually a Ukrainian not from russia and hates Putin and is not considered a russian stripper.
by David yo boy December 27, 2016
by Dora Gabe October 11, 2013
by Mr. Illuminasty July 18, 2010
Slang for going to the toilet to do excrement, or pooh. Rhymes with and is short for "Vladimir Putin".
"I'm going to go do a Vladimir."
by corney June 4, 2005
The term to name anybody who has fornicated with a mammal other than a human.
Originates from the Russian word "vlad" meaning "to fuck", and "mir", meaning "animal".
Originates from the Russian word "vlad" meaning "to fuck", and "mir", meaning "animal".
Oh man, i am such a badass! I just vladimired that horse over there!
I was so blazed i vladimired the horse, and my friend got it all on camera.
I was so blazed i vladimired the horse, and my friend got it all on camera.
by skilletbiscuit22 May 21, 2009