Thing

A man's penis

My thing is stiff

by (****()) July 7, 2022

The Thing

That thing everyone wants to do but most people avoid doing or hate that they want to do that thing.

Hey bro, why do we all want to do the thing?

by Atrocity420 July 9, 2021

The Thing

Another name for the Declaration of Independence, used exclusively by a senile Joe Biden

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know, THE THING...”

by bustapost November 1, 2020

The Thing

The thing next to the thing in the room next to the thing on top of the thing with the thing.

Hey can you grab the thing next to the thing in the room next to the thing on top of the thing with the thing.

by Business Man Be January 23, 2019

this is a thing

1) This exists.

2) This is a current fad, fashion, or meme.

People really do travel to dangerous places just to take selfies. It's hard to believe that this is a thing.

Newt Scamander cosplay? This is a thing!

A smartwatch with an analog display: is this really a thing?

by BornBlitzed December 8, 2016

"a thing"

As pertaining that you like someone. A crush.

I totally have "a thing" for my best friend Brittany.
Dude, I knew you had a thing for her since day one.

by Candi Face December 24, 2007

that’s a thing

Phrase to literally identify anything as a “thing”. Used mainly to state that something unusual is going on and it’s a thing because it’s in reality.

“The woman at cvs just closed the door 25 minutes earlier so I guess that’s a thing”
“My boyfriend is actually a woman soooo apparently that a thing “
“Wow that’s a thing?” (Talking about any crazy situation)
“Mom I just got arrested for walking drunk.. I didn’t know that’s a thing”

by Goldilocks25 May 8, 2018