How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

Lit like a lighthouse

When a person feels overwhelmed by energy, heat, and extreme thrist from doing Illegal drugs such as coke or meth.

Hey Justine did you see German walking in the alley in this freezing temperature at 3am? He's lit like a lighthouse.

by Julloa7 January 17, 2018

how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought

After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.

by KM December 9, 2016

strike a light

expressive term used by cockneys

Cor blimey guvnor, strike a light - would you adam an eve it....

by joseph of nazerath September 12, 2003

On a lighter note

The only phrase needed when you want to interupt work-related discussion to ask about lunch plans for the day.

Scott: ...as long as we can get this done by Thursday, we'll be fine.
Todd: No problem. So, on a lighter note...
Scott: I've had jewdoba all week. I'm ready for fuckin' Hooters today.
Todd: Awesome. Let's go.

by Jerky1037 February 20, 2009

a lightbody

to be romantically or sexually involved with two people who have a strong connection, like siblings, roomies, best friends, etc

"omg that guy kissed emma, and now her bff"
"he totally did a lightbody"

by ihaverlybadbreathinthemorning September 7, 2014