calm your farm, eat a sandwich

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill

jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich

by the J to the o May 14, 2011

Pullin' a Farmer

sleeping on or in a pile of your own goddamn clothes

we all were pullin' a farmer when we slept on sheets that bella had pissed on

by C. Weddin & The Atlantic Playboy May 13, 2006

you fight like a dairy farmer

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

by Memma June 23, 2004

a small corn farmer

a small corn farmer sits all day in his farm

a small corn farmer will break his phone after losing in 2 rap battles

by GreenScout but he just j May 26, 2022

farmer with a shotgun

The most powerful character in the Dragon Ball Z franchise. He first appears in his fight with Goku’s brother and fakes his death and husband pulling the strings of the whole dragon ball Z and Dragon Ball Super franchise. The farmer with a shotgun eventually ascended and became the most powerful character ever even surpassing the likes of the Omni king. Nowadays he just watches from the shadows seeing how long it will take until Goku’s and the other Z fighters braids pops from constantly screaming

farmer with a shotgun is the most strongest character ever dragon ball Z‘s history

by Darrrrren June 15, 2018

farmin' a nug

The phrase "farmin' a nug" is most commonly used when a gnarly shit is slowly creeping out of your asshole due to frequent ranch consumption.

Eric Andre: Yo milado you comin down to the quad later.
Me: No Eric.
Eric Andre: I'm straight farmin' a nug right now.
Me: Eric you have a problem.
Eric Andre: Your being mad narcyleptic right now, anyways I'm gonna chase some cherokee chicks on the trail of beers if you know what I mean.
Me: How did you get inside my house.

by Notromkcorht April 14, 2020