fink

dirty bastard

"Dump your fink of a boyfriend!"

by Beans October 1, 2003

Fink

When someone acts faggoty, evasive, secretive, hostile and sneaky, they are a Fink. This is someone you don't want to associate with, but you don't want to fuck with either. Finks are known to be sly, deceptive, and powerful in certain ways. If there was a zombie apocalypse, a fink would be the smartest, strongest, faggiest zombie. If there were a zombie apocalypse however, you would want to find a human fink to be on your side so you don't get finked in the ass.

Jesus H Christ Kevin, you are such a fucking fink when we play NHL. Next time you fink out I'm going to put our a cigarette on your fucking forehead.

by cjh949383282132312351 October 23, 2011

fink

The tapered end of a shit caused by the asshole closing.

"That turd was 18 inches long from heel to fink!"

by TMOUS May 18, 2006

fink

A loveable trickster who wins affection through his/her mischevious antics.

"Oh, John Perry, did you urinate in my soda? You little fink!"

by Smalls April 4, 2005

fink

A person who goes to the authorities and tattles on another person.

A tattler.

A snitch.

A stoolie.

A canary.

A squealer.

In short, a person beneath contempt.

Martha is a contemptable fink. She is the boss's eyes and ears, and reports people who come back from lunch 2 minutes late.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007

Fink

A gay slang term for a fat twink.

Dude Kyle isn't a twink he's a fink

by mmq5f5 September 2, 2011

Fink

(adj.)Sometimes referred to as a rat or spy.

(n.) Really awesome person with a huge penis, but ladies...dont get him wrong, he has great respect for almost everyone. Fink can sometimes be spotted walking around the campus of Longwood, or in the summer time you can spot Fink in his hometown of bumfuck Fred-Vegas.

Say, that Fink guy is not exactly the fink as his name would explain.

by Anonymous... November 19, 2004