A Cardboard Box is a cheap, nasty or lower class whore. Usually found downtown during daylight hours and the also at around 3-4 AM on Sundays. Name refers to the "females" box aka snatch and cardboard meaning cheap and shitty used and abused and possibly recycled a few times.
Did you hear James got Aids from messing around with that skeezer he likes downtown. I warned him but like a dumb ass he started playing around with her cardboard box and voila he got burned bad. I actually don't care if he dies from this. As a matter of fact I hope it is painful since he decided ignore me.
by saharadryhumor January 24, 2015
It is a six sided square construction made of card board to house loose or fragile material to facilitate easy storage and transportation.
by rajnish mittal July 28, 2003
"Dude, Karen's such a slut, she got cardboard boxed last night!"
"We need five more guys to Cardboard Box Cindy Lou Who."
"One of Jesus Christ's More controversial miracles is when he duplicated himself into six copies of himself and Cardboard Boxed Mary Magdalene"
"We need five more guys to Cardboard Box Cindy Lou Who."
"One of Jesus Christ's More controversial miracles is when he duplicated himself into six copies of himself and Cardboard Boxed Mary Magdalene"
by Richard Johnson Jr. March 06, 2010
A dull and boring person who lacks an imaginative spark. A person who is not scintillated by life and breaks no rules. He dresses plainly, speaks calmly and is dependable and faithful. He does not have any hobbies or any interests other than earning his bread and butter. He is common, found easily and pleased quickly.
"Oh! Tom is such a cardboard box. He completely lacks intuition, is a bore to communicate with as he has no fresh ideas of his own and peddles out mundane and dull facts all the time."
by fiery living April 18, 2010
1."Oh my God! He is SUCH a Carboard Box!"
2. "Did you see Box today?
3. "I can't believe he boxed his car!"
2. "Did you see Box today?
3. "I can't believe he boxed his car!"
by Jacque L'Poot February 08, 2005
by bobb February 06, 2003
by I have seen the promise land April 11, 2003