slang a beat

To masturbate, often times when describing it as an appointment.

I'll be right there, I have to slang a beat first.

by Jesse #1 December 22, 2007

throw a beat

masturbating then ejaculating wildly. We picked it up on a trip to Utah, much to the suprise of many mormons. We believed it to be a classier version of "jacking off." It spread like wildfire.

"Matt, want to go down to the bar and grab a few 3-2 beers?"

"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat."

by Matt K. aka Doug Junior January 19, 2012

hit a beat

1.having sexual relations with another person
2.start talking to yo' stiz with the intention of becoming bf/gf and sexual relations

1. Fool, me and Shana hit a beat last night!
2. Hey, are you trying to hit a beat with Trish?

by brandane July 31, 2007

Beauty and a Beat

An awesome, amazing Justin Bieber song. Niki Minaj really makes this song a star.

Person 1: Is that Beauty and a Beat that you're listening to?
Person 2: Hell yeah! It's the best song ever!

by Biebfan February 16, 2013

catching a beat

(v) male masturbation; beating off, jacking off

"I was catching a beat yesterday and my mom totally caught me."

by RoraApple April 20, 2009

Rippin' a beat

A slang term for male masturbation, particularly rhythmic, audible masturbation.

Paul Reubens, who played Pee-Wee in Pee-Wee's Playhouse, was arrested because he was caught rippin' a beat in an adult theater.

by SlaughterDog January 6, 2008

Catching a Beat

Another phrase for masturbating.

Dude I was catching a beat last night and almost hit myself in the eye when I came.

by Crimmi September 11, 2009