a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg 

When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!

Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*

a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg by anonymous April 9, 2023

baby sitting a beer

The lack of drinking your alcoholic beverage. Holding out on picking up your drink because your too much of a pussy to have more than 2 in one sitting. Often using multiple excuses not to drink such as 1. having to work tomorrow, 2. I have a marathon to run, or 3. you have to pick up your illegitimate child from baby’s mama.

Baby sitting a beer. Jeff likes to pretend he is drinkIng when he is really baby sitting a beer. When asked, he gives the excuse that he has to pick up his kid in the morning. While at the bar Jim orders 1 drink at 9pm and has the same dam drink when the bar closes at 2am.

baby sitting a beer by RhinoTube December 22, 2017

Dry kick a baby in the soft spot 

When u are so angry you are willing to locate an innocent baby,finding and marking it's soft spot then after placing it appropriately kicking said baby in the well marked soft spot with all the strength you can muster.

When I found out that guy ripped me off and I wasn't getting my dope I was so angry I wanted to dry kick a baby in the soft spot!! Fucking goof!!!

Dry kick a baby in the soft spot by PRINCESS NUT BUCKET October 3, 2022

Slept like a baby 

A phrase that means you passed out, slept well and undisturbed till you woke up, the exact opposite to how babies sleep.

Q) Morning, how did you sleep?
A) I slept like a baby

Slept like a baby by Galawh February 23, 2019

My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh 

The greatest line ever written in songwriting history. Basically means your babygirl wanna ghost you coz you can't even be the speck of dirt on Mark Lee's shoes

Mark: "My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh😩"
Jisung(to Haechan): "what's he saying?"
Haechan: "oh, he's saying that his girl's ghosting him"
Jisung: "OKAAAAAAAYYY 😯👌"

My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh by Kwangya county jail guard January 30, 2022

Baby shit in a funeral home

Who did it? Is the first question you might be wondering if you ever find yourself in this situation. But in reality it IS the baby who did it. Not only the shit, but the murder. Now lots of baby’s go to funeral homes. From sacrifices to suffocation, theirs a lotta ways for the baby’s to get there. But what you wouldn’t expect is a baby getting stuck in a corpse, and taking a shit. Essentially, baby shit in a funeral home can be taken 2 ways. 1.) gunnar. 2.) a series of murders and/or deaths that lead to a baby taking a large dump in a funeral home

Baby shit in a funeral home is bad

Baby shit in a funeral home by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019

Stab A Baby

Something to say when you get angry with an activity, usually a video-game.

If I get killed one more time by that Thermal Scoped Intervention, I'm going to Stab a Baby.

Stab A Baby by AustinAsDeidara December 13, 2010