January 9th

January 9th is the day were you have to give a guy a bonner if it dosent work he gets to do anything to you if it does you can do anything to the guy

Girl: ( starts dancing by a guy)
Guy: what are you doing?
Girl: *whispers* its january 9th
Guy: oh shit

by Yeetarenomagical January 08, 2020

January 9th

This is national suck toes day, go out and suck sum toes!!!

Bro what day is it?

January 9th
Oh word lemme go suck some toes

by Sherm virg October 18, 2019

Januari 9th

They probably killed someone saying "L Bozo"

"Oh I just killed someone, L Bozo"

They killed someone

Look out for people born on Januari 9th.

by YourLocalFelixyes September 23, 2022

January 9th

The coolest most special people are born on this day

"When's your birthday?"
"January 9th"

"Damn you're literally the coolest wtf"

by kweanneb<3 April 09, 2022

January 9th

If your name is Easton and you were born on this day you are gay. :)
And you are also a maniac crackhead and like getting high on Coka Cola :)
And you like ripping soda cans in half.

Person: Bro Easton was born on January 9th
Other Person: That means that he is gay, and is a crackhead!
Person: Ha! I knew it!

by ThatCrazyChild_24 March 04, 2022

January 9th

Boys don’t be a pussy and ask that Girl out

Jayden: do you have something to say to me Elliott it’s January 9th
Elliott: Jayden I actually like you

by Jaydenthatbitch January 02, 2022

January 9th

The day where the most sarcastic, pretty people are born. January 9th is the day where the funniest people are born. It’s the unofficial day that the best people are born

Wow she’s born on january 9th she’s so attractive!!

by urban dictionary officiL November 25, 2021