79 series

A capable 4x4 that usually gets nissans out of mud and has more balls than any bloke on the earth

U wont belive it mate. The nissans bogged again. No problems mate the 79 series will pull u out.

by 79 series Land Cruiser January 23, 2018

No need for a 79

"No need for a 79" translates to "I can't afford a 79 Series Landcruiser".
There are so many butthurt 4wd owners that are so jealous that they can't afford to own the best 4wd on the Australian market.

$110k vehicle and can't adjust my mirrors from the drivers seat.....No need for a 79!

450,000klms on the clock and its still worth $50k!! No need for a 79!

by Black as January 18, 2021

The 79 position

the art of sitting on one others ass and shitting in each others ass and then performing anal sex or {toe anal}after

"man we did the 79 position last night and i still feel retained pieces"

by Toe anal June 15, 2018

79 French Me

An phrase to say suck on these nuts

in french the number 79 is ....soixante-dix-neuf.... (Suck on- dhis-nuts)

originated in East Orange,New Jersey

also 79 french these..however you want

Teacher:You kids need to stop being stupid and direspecful
youve got detention!

Kid1:79 french me

Kid2:LOL haha...i cant bileve you just said that

by =N' November 20, 2009

31-79 JGb215

The true name of the wonder weapon on the call of duty zombies map "Shangra-la" that everyone calls the baby gun

Player 1: Yo I just got the 31-79 JGb215 out of the mystery box!
Player 2: How the fuck do you know that

by DeAthWisH00123 July 3, 2020

79 series landcruiser

An over priced, under powered Toyota ute. Has V8 turbo diesel engine which sounds tough but most 4 cylinder turbo deisel engine utes on the market are much quicker and more capable offroad.

Most owners need a loan to fix it when there are engine problems.

An owner needs to spend at least an extra $50k on it to make it a capable offroad vehicle.

Also known as a Mahindra

When it comes to beach work they need a Mitsubishi Triton in pursuit to pull it out.

"I own a 79 series landcruiser, well the bank does. Balloon payment? What's that!!! Hopefully dad will pay it for me."

"I wish I had a cruiser with a 1HD-FTE not this 1VD-FTV junk."

Owner: " what! I need to replace injectors. How much is that gonna cost me?"

Mechanic: "best part of $10k"

by Bundylover February 18, 2021

A 79

Hype everyone up about how good you're going to be but in reality you've barely stuck it in before you run out of energy and only just touched the edges of the bog hole

I took this guy home last night and we had a 79. I was so disappointed.

by StarterFlint December 15, 2022