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50 Shades of Gay

When something is so gay (here meaning 'awful') that it cannot be defined in terms of anything other than the most awful thing to happen to literature this century.

Most often applied to books, bookish people or book-related things.
Louise: Did you read that poem Martin sent you?
Una: Yeah, it was 50 shades of gay.
by Richard Brook July 5, 2012
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50 Shades of Grey

( based on the novel by E.L. James)

a) the multiple facets of one's psychological profile/personality.

b) a more extensive repertoire- than even the Kama Sutra- of all the possible sexual positions,kinks and fetishes known to mankind throughout history and around the world.
even if you don't have all the 50 Shades of Grey , definition b), in your bag, don't worry; be more concerned with the 50 Shades of Grey definition a), when choosing your friends.
by Sexydimma May 10, 2015
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50 Shades of Grey

“BRO, stop reading porn!”
“What? Dude, I’m reading 50 Shades of Grey.”
“Yeah, that what I said. Shut that shit now.”
by I need to take a piss July 29, 2021
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50 shades of jesus

when jesus has gone wrong and he grows 50 penis
bob: according to all known laws of aviation,there is no way that a bee should be able to fly, its wings are too small to lift its fat body off the ground, but a bee does not care what a human thinks and flys anyway.
tom: holy shit i think i wan to fap to 50 shades of jesus
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50 Shades of Fabulous

When a poem, story or book is good in too many ways to concisely describe, it is said to be 50 Shades of Fabulous.

Exactly the opposite of 50 shades of gay, this phrase is quite often used when in the throes of fangirling.
Mark: Have you read the new book about..?
Ben: YES. It was 50 shades of fabulous!
by Richard Brook July 26, 2012
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50 shades of jesus

A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.
Hey did you read the sequel of 50 shades of Jesus? "50 more shades of jesus"
by Blue_Amore June 8, 2018
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50 Shades of Cray

When someone is into some freak-ass shit. And we're not talking bout B&D shit....
"Aye yo, that girl Bianca wants me to fuck her in a bunny suit while both our parents watch"

"Dude, that bitch is 50 shades of cray"
by holymoosebomb August 29, 2016
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