January 5

Be gay with the boys, like smash or something. If you don’t then I’m gonna start spinning and shit

Me: Wanna fuck
....
Me: Oh yeah I don’t have any friends, I guess I’ll spend January 5 alone then:(

by RetardedMouse December 9, 2020

January 5

National kissing day

“Hey, it’s January 5th! Come kiss me!”
“Why?”

“Because on January 5th it’s National kissing day!”

by anonymous December 23, 2021

January 5

hypothetical your bf day lmao just do it then

January 5: Damn she would hypothetical me right now

by erogjofngjdlniwef December 21, 2021

January 5, 2023

Kiss L on January 5 day

On January 5, 2023 u get to kiss L while it’s SNOWING

by margrett allison September 4, 2022

january 5, 2022

the day where people named jae have to ask their soulmate to marry them.

jae: it's january 5, 2022... wonpil do you wanna marry me?

wonpil: you're a loser

by eaj.piri January 4, 2022

January 5

January 5 is national pink Whitney day

Today is January 5 you know what that means!

by Sophia Lewis January 4, 2024

January 5

National get a bf day

“I want a boyfriend” “okay it’s January 5th so I can be your boyfriend today.”

by Beyonce.vs.karen January 5, 2022