January 5

Be gay with the boys, like smash or something. If you don’t then I’m gonna start spinning and shit

Me: Wanna fuck
....
Me: Oh yeah I don’t have any friends, I guess I’ll spend January 5 alone then:(

by RetardedMouse December 10, 2020

January 5

National kissing day

“Hey, it’s January 5th! Come kiss me!”
“Why?”

“Because on January 5th it’s National kissing day!”

by December 24, 2021

January 5

hypothetical your bf day lmao just do it then

January 5: Damn she would hypothetical me right now

by erogjofngjdlniwef December 21, 2021

January 5, 2023

Kiss L on January 5 day

On January 5, 2023 u get to kiss L while it’s SNOWING

by margrett allison September 04, 2022

January 5

National sleep in day

Hey do u know what today is it national sleep all day because it’s January 5

by Bro listen January 04, 2021

January 5

Be a furry day, on this day you MUST become a furry, no matter who you are, get a fursona, communicate as a furry, put yourself a furry attribute

" Hewwwo, good morning, it's January 5, UwU "

by theD1ng0 January 04, 2022

January 5

January 5 is national pink Whitney day

Today is January 5 you know what that means!

by Sophia Lewis January 05, 2024