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January 5

Be gay with the boys, like smash or something. If you don’t then I’m gonna start spinning and shit
Me: Wanna fuck
....
Me: Oh yeah I don’t have any friends, I guess I’ll spend January 5 alone then:(
by RetardedMouse December 9, 2020
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January 5

hypothetical your bf day lmao just do it then
January 5: Damn she would hypothetical me right now
by erogjofngjdlniwef December 21, 2021
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January 5

“Hey, it’s January 5th! Come kiss me!”
“Why?”

“Because on January 5th it’s National kissing day!”
by anonymous December 23, 2021
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January 5, 2023

On January 5, 2023 u get to kiss L while it’s SNOWING
by margrett allison September 4, 2022
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january 5, 2022

the day where people named jae have to ask their soulmate to marry them.
jae: it's january 5, 2022... wonpil do you wanna marry me?

wonpil: you're a loser
by eaj.piri January 4, 2022
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bully sam day january 5

hey im sam

omg hi poop head
why are you so mean :(
its bully sam day january 5
by poopcaca123 January 5, 2022
mugGet the bully sam day january 5mug.

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