4th of July

The day dedicated to blowing shit up and getting away with it.

Man-"Hey, Dude, I drove up to New Hampshire to get some fireworks since they're still illegal in Massachusetts!"
Dude-"Fuck yeah, Man! Let's go blow shit up!"
Man and Dude-"Happy 4th of July, biznitch!

by 5e-784-0jopdfyt09345h April 26, 2009

4th of July

That one national holiday based on the Will Smith movie.

Today is the 4th of July!!

by What_A_Dayyyy July 17, 2018

4th of July

Just another regular day. Fuck Patriotism.

I sat at home on the 4th of July doing my regular duties, while some obese nationalistic fucktards were rejoicing on the other side of the Atlantic.

by Reju July 28, 2008

4th of July

The act of giving oral sex while having pop rocks in your mouth

I gave Tonqueesha some pop rocks and told her to give me a 4th of July!

by Golerina January 16, 2008

4th of July Kiss

A kiss on the 4th of July when the first firework is set off. Done with someone you care a lot about that you are willing to always remember. Preferably an aspiring actor.

Oh my God. John Shartzer was my greatest 4th of July kiss ever, I will never forget him...ever!

by A head-over-heals kid June 8, 2011

Happy 4th of July

During sex, when a guy is about to finish, he pulls out and shoots straight up into the air (like fireworks), yelling "Happy 4th of July!"

"So how was your 4th of July party?"
"It was awesome! And my girlfriend came over after the party and I gave her a Happy 4th of July!"

by WinkWinkNudgeNudge November 11, 2013

1/4th of July

Pronounced "Fourth of July" Any one week in July.

Can't wait for vacation we'll be in Cabo the entire 1/4th of July.

by Twistedest August 10, 2008