Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!
Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"
John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
by MPS208 March 27, 2023
When a male is urinating and the stream is spraying in multiple directions, usually following ejaculation or sexual intercourse.
There's piss all over the seat and floor! Someone must have had a wicked case of 3-hole punch pee hole paste last night.
by Endrolarson October 29, 2015
When you put both your testicles in a hole (pussy, butthole, or mouth) and then another guy also puts 1 of his 2 testicles in the same hole.
Yo Lauren, you wanna come by my cardboard box later tonight so Choad-Head and me can complete the 3 balls 1 hole challenge?
by Mountain Dew Code Retard June 24, 2022
It’s that game where I chose which 3 holes I'm going to punch you in; you guess which hole I'm going to punch you in 1st!
by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023