Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!
Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"
John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
by MPS208 March 27, 2023
When a male is urinating and the stream is spraying in multiple directions, usually following ejaculation or sexual intercourse.
There's piss all over the seat and floor! Someone must have had a wicked case of 3-hole punch pee hole paste last night.
by Endrolarson December 28, 2015
When you put both your testicles in a hole (pussy, butthole, or mouth) and then another guy also puts 1 of his 2 testicles in the same hole.
Yo Lauren, you wanna come by my cardboard box later tonight so Choad-Head and me can complete the 3 balls 1 hole challenge?
by Mountain Dew Code Retard June 23, 2022
It’s that game where I chose which 3 holes I'm going to punch you in; you guess which hole I'm going to punch you in 1st!
by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023
A soulless half a woman with no personality and unable to control emotions with traits such as being able to be jealous of other women and body shamed so all it is good for is it's holes that a penis can fit in
by Zeitgeist997 April 26, 2025
by Mahammer August 17, 2024