May 20

Straight day, you are straight. Even if you're gay you are now straight for a day.

p1: Hey, what are you doing today?
p2: It's May 20, so I'm being straight.
p1: Ok.

by Noyesnoyesnoyesno March 20, 2022

May 20

May 20 is the best day to be with you girlfriend. Did u and your girlfriend Get together on May 20 your gonna marry her

Person 1: can I leave early I have to meet my girl
Person 2: Why os it something spesial?
Person 1:Yes Its may 20 and Im getting married

by ImNowMarried October 16, 2019

May 20

I love you If your birthday on this day or if your a Taurus I FUCKING LOVE ALL OF YOUU. If your zodiac sign is a ARIES,TAURUS,GEMINI,CANCER,LEO,VIRGO,LIBRA,SCORPIO,SAGITTARIUS,CAPRICORN,AQUARIUS.
everybody love you and not emotional manipulative PISCES.

Bro: I am a pisces

dude: shut your whiny ass up
dude: at least my birthday on May 20

by MayGeminiLmao April 12, 2021

May 20

May 20 is the day of National girth day. If you are born on this day your penis is large and girthy

Wow you’re born on May 20. You must have a large and girthy penis

by MrCOLUMBUSMATTHEW January 10, 2022

May 20

national fist your arsehole day in england

“why aren’t you out today, isn’t it your birthday”
“yeah but it’s may 20 i have to fist my ass”

by realassbitch1 November 3, 2019

May 20

May 20 is the official Slap Grace Day where anyone can slap people named Grace without consequences !!

*slaps someone named Grace*
Grace: "hey why did you do that"
You: "because its May 20 - Slap Grace Day - and I can !!"
Grace: "oh okay"

by siennaisbetterthankyah January 21, 2021

may 20

national give-a-short-yellow-person-with-a-big-nose-all-your-chocolate day

“what day is it?”
“may 20, why?”
“run.”

by disgusting freak October 20, 2019