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1, 2 Oatmeal

1, 2 Oatmeal is a song created by artist けんしん (Kenshin), and uploaded to Youtube on the 3rd of July, 2011. It has been popularised by youtuber and twitch streamer, SimpleFlips. Simpleflips heard the song when a stream viewer requested it to be played. It has since gathered over 240,000 views on Youtube and 6.7K likes. The song uses the backing track, Gourmet Race, from the game, Kirby Super Star. The song is about video game character “Kirby”, and his fight against the villian of the kirby games, King Dedede. It now has become a popular meme and is remixed frequently.
“Hey, did you hear the new song 1, 2 Oatmeal, Simpleflips?”
“I HAVE HEARD IT 50 DAMN TIMES KEVIN”
by EdgyTeen69 April 5, 2018
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the old 1-2 switcheroo

In driving: The act of activating a turn signal, but turning the opposite direction of said turn signal to throw-off pursuers.
Perry: "Use the old 1-2 switcheroo!"
Heidi: "What the fuck is the 1-2 switcheroo?"
by desPERRYado April 29, 2006
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Sword Art Online (1-2)

An anime that aired in in Japan on July 7, 2012, and got its dubbed counterpart in July 27, 2013.
The anime consist of a main character named Kirito (that's what he's called usually) and the "side characters" of Asuna, Suguha (that spells incest...), Asuda (Sinon if you don't like her actual name), and a others (if counting all the "side" characters, there would be a lot). They take an adventure (for Season 1 ONLY, kind of) into SAO, a VR game, kind of, and they are trapped there, and if one died, they died in real life, because the NerveGear (the headset used) sent microwaves to their brains, frying them. It's quite the plot.
People give the anime a lot of crap, being that its not "really" a video game and so on and so forth. But the anime is decent if someone has the interest, and not a lot of people do... either way, the anime still has some potential.
Weeb: "HOLY SHIT IS THAT Sword Art Online (1-2)?"
"Actual" Weeb: "You like that show? Ew, get out of my face."
by ADudeDefiningItems September 18, 2020
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The Old 1-2

When you punch someone in the gut, crumpling him over, then punch that person in the face.
Mike Tyson beat him with the old 1-2.

Note -- Also carries ambiguous sexual connotation.

Bill: I gave her the old 1-2.
Ted: ... dude, fucking wifebeater.
by My Fist July 16, 2008
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Black Ops 1 & 2 Remastered

Something that will never happen or be acknowledged.
When are Activision going to give us a Black Ops 1 & 2 Remastered?
by Bepisdoggo767 April 7, 2021
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the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappy

When 2 males stand on each side of a girl on her knees while she uses KY Tingling Sensation Lube to masturbate both of them continuously until they start to ejaculate and then they bend back there boners counter side to her ASS cheeks and slap her on the ass with their dicks.
Nillina was on all fours so Manlord and Blacklighte could give her the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappy.
by Nillina and Manlord lol December 5, 2009
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The Old 1-2

sex act where you eat the girls pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the Lick & Stick.
I'd sure like to do the old 1-2 on Paula every week.
by bread infection January 2, 2006
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