Declaration of War 

When you set the lock screen on your school computer to chocolate milk but the person who uses the computer in the period after you sets it to regular milk.

"I didn't want it to have to come to this, but your heinous acts have left me no choice. What you have presented me is a Declaration of War."

Declaration of War by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

deja el show 

Spanish slang (esp. Caribbean - Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Cuba, etc.) for "stop acting" or "drop the act". What one says to another to get them to stop playing and get straight to the point.

Calle 13, "Atrevete te te" Lyrics: "Hello, DEJA EL SHOW, subete la minifalda, hasta la espalda, subetela DEJA EL SHOW, mas alta..."

Talento del Barrio Film: "DEJA EL SHOW! Esto es un club como cualquier otra."

deja el show by El Mas Suelto October 16, 2010

no declan december 

during this month all declans most become non exsistant. if you see a declan you can legally tell him to shut up and die.

holly: oh hey is that declan?
ally: yeah it is.
declan: ayo-
danika: its no declan december GET OUT

no declan december by martyforpresident February 10, 2021

morning deflation 

When you wake up and start deflating after a nice long night of building up gas throughout your digestive system.

"*beepbeep, beepbeep, beepbeep*
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"

"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"

"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"

morning deflation by The_ALCH June 15, 2019

Declan McKenna

A very tol sassy vegan boi, who is the queen of glitter, makes cool tunes, and mind boggling tweets.

I watch Declan Mckenna memes 2 to 6 times a day, and watch him have a little giggle.

Declan McKenna by FLORISOL February 12, 2018

Dick Deflator 

Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.

Man I was jerking it to a porn and the phone rang and it was my Mom! Major dick deflator.

Dick Deflator by sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009