Spoon

An eating utensil, which, contrary to popular belief, was not invented until the 15th Century, by the English nobleman Gerald F. Spoon. The invention of the spoon played a major role in the rise of the artistic Renaissance, as artists, especially those in Italy, no longer wasted large amounts of their time eating soup with forks, and, thus, were able to devote more time towards their art.

"Now that I've finished my soup in a timely fashion by using this new utensil called a spoon, I'm able to paint this portrait of Mona Lisa." -Leonardo Da Vinci

by ovaltinejenkins15 October 1, 2017

spoon

A cuddling position where the back is facing the chest and the couple are laying on their sides.

c-wigga drank so much bacardi, he woke up spooning mr.flanders

by LittleGordo November 1, 2004

Spoon

The tool I use to kill relatives with.

I'm going to fucking kill you with this spoon!!

by Br0k3n L1eZ August 14, 2008

spoon

ALWAYS leads to sex. ALWAYS.

"Nah, we'll just spoon, I promise"
-SEX-

by Hailzermuffin April 9, 2006

spoon

A metal dealy to dig food

where is that metal dealy to dig food?

you mean a spoon?

.............yeah

by tOnk3r September 20, 2004

spoon

the entire lacrosse stick. the head, the shaft, all of it.

This is my chill spoon. I just use it to throw around in the morning in my boxers. I have a game spoon too.

by laxbroski May 19, 2009

spoon

an ever most miraculous band made up of Britt Daniel Jim Eno and Joshua Zarbo. the best thing to ever happen to music. amazing. all wonderful and good band that eveyone loves! ah!

i truely enjoyed spoon's 30 gallon tank album.

by orange juice February 21, 2004