skype

the antichrist!
skype is another evil company like google. everybody uses it, everybody likes it, everybody gets observed. if you have skype on your computer, it's not your computer anymore but skypes computer. they can see what you write in your chats and they can hear what you say in your calls. they know where you live, the know who you are, they know your interests and if they wanted to fuck you up, they could do it easily.
BUT, skype is also a very handy programm and as long as you dont try shit like h4x1ng the pentagon nothing will happen to you.

normal guy: yesterday i downloaded skype and called my sister in europe for free. skype sure is handy.

slightly schizophrenic guy: oh god... another one lost

skype by dontusecromebrowseritsevil June 11, 2009

skype

Derogatory term for a person with red hair.
A pseudo-racial slur.

Originally from the Latin: scipe, meaning to have red hair and be developmentally delayed. Springing from early skirmishes between the Gallic forces with red hair and the Romans who were unaccustomed to laying the beatdown on such poor troops.

"Hey you! Ya You! Ya dirty skype, get the hell offa ma porch!"

"Get your patchouli skype ass outta my store!"

skype by Trank Razzle April 26, 2004

Skype

a sexual position in which is worked as a doggie but on skype

I skyped her last nite

Skype by brownduke November 28, 2010

Skype

Probable the most popular instant messaging program, Skype has many features, including games, calls around the world, custom avatars, and conferences.How many businessmen use AIM for important meetings?

Hey, my friend texted me to go on Skype.His friend is going to show me this really cool thing.I just hope it's not a rickroll.

Skype by OhExploitable November 9, 2009

Skype

The most deadly virus of all time!!!

OMG DID YOU GET THE SKYPE VIRUS!!!

Skype by FunnyMemes123 June 7, 2017

Skype

Something that exits the body after having digested sustenance.

I had a horrible Skype after eating that extra spicy Chinese last night!

I wasted my time on this Skype; I can't believe it!

Who ever thought of this Skype is a jack-knob.

Skype by aSiMpLeREAList. September 4, 2013

Skype

A platform at which people can call or directly message each other in groups or in individual conversations. Although it used to be a very largely used platform use has depleted since 2017, as call quality and overall user experience has been below par when compared to other platforms for communication such as Discord.

Penny: John wanna call later on Skype?
John: Sure just message me on there first beforehand.
Penny: Looking forward to it!

Skype by ChancetheGuac November 4, 2018