Scrotch

Adjective

1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.

"I don't normally wear condoms, but that beeyotch was scrotch."

"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."

by billebllunt January 19, 2014

Scrotch

An awkward or uncomfortable moment, usually followed by a long silence. First coined by an illiterate individual named Dave who was trying to read the cover of my Lee Scratch Perry box set.

"Man, that time I walked in on my grandma naked sure was scrotch"

by rudezombie December 30, 2004

Scrotch

N: When one spills Scotch Whiskey on their groin area, the resulting stain is known as "Scrotch".

Mc: "That jerk bumped into me and I spilled my glass, I had Scrotch the rest of the party.

Mc: "That chick I was hitting on wouldn't go down on me because of my Scrotch"

by Naught Reel Nayme December 21, 2010

Scrotch

When someone scratches their crotch, dick or balls

Hey dude, check out that faggot scrotching.

by kevb0t_ August 5, 2016

Scrotch

The act of itching one's crotch.

"Dude, all your mom did was scrotch my balls, not play with them!"

by ChristineW April 21, 2006

scrotch

One who scratches their crotch, often in public.

"Shut the fuck up, Scrotch!"

by Thadius Miller January 18, 2004

Scrotch

Scrotch is the little bit of backwash beer in the bottom of the can that has reached the temperature of your crotch, this is caused by the can resting in between your legs when sofa bound, nothing worse than warm crotch beer

i cant drink this beer its got scrotch in it, get me a cold one

by Fatbirdsdontfly May 11, 2009