got a hand on my brain

hippies and stoners in referring to the physical sensation of being "stoned" or high on really high potency thc

Man that is really good. I "got a hand on my brain."

got a hand on my brain by Illumination666 October 28, 2009

Scooter Braun 

An awful manager. He stole the masters of Taylor Swift, causing her to re-record her albums. Now Taylor thinks of Scooter as an enemy.

Taylor Swift: I am so mad at Scooter Braun for stealing my masters. I am so going to teach him a lesson.

Scooter Braun by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 5, 2022

Dylan O'brien 

An absolute angel. The most attractive, kind, sarcastic, humorous, lovable, goofy, sexy, and perfect man on this earth. Born August 26, 1991, the 27 year old is in many movies/tv shows such as: teenwolf,maze runner,americanassassin,the internship,the first time, and more.

Lauren: I'm in love with dylan o'brien
Lillian: Yeah he is pretty cute
Lauren: Cute?! Ugh bitch no he is perfection.

Dylan O'brien by inlovewithdylanobrienmylover February 21, 2019

worms for brain 

Reaction to somebody saying or doing something insanely dumb - insinuating someone has literally worms instead of well functioning brain.

- Jessica went back to her ex again.
- Worms for brain.

worms for brain by ohnataliyah December 14, 2019

brain sludge 

Brain sludge is where you have so many intrusive thoughts that it completely derails your ability to think or focus.

I took a test today at school and I had a really bad case of brain sludge.

brain sludge by PWS27 May 3, 2017

Dale Brain

Describing someone or who has done something radically stupid.
Describing someone who is stupid beyond comprehension.
Insult used as a substitute for sped or retard.

Origin: Taken from the Roman Squire Dale Doe who was often ridiculed for his low intelligence and clumsy nature.

Tom: "Hey what's that shit with the spikes you use to eat food with?"
Tim: "Uh... a Fork?"
Tom: "Yeah that's the one."
Tim: "Fucking Dale Brain"

Dale Brain by BeegerYoshi December 3, 2019

Brain Fart 

When you mean to do something really obvious but then you forget what you were doing and end up doing something something completely different. i.e, when you have a wrapper in one hand and food in the other, and throw away the food and try to eat the wrapper.

Brain Fart:
Person 1: Man, I had such a brain fart today.
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I was holding food and a wrapper and threw away the food and tried to eat the wrapper.

Brain Fart by nv2001 February 8, 2015