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Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water
Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice
by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019
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ass juice junkie

When a girl feinds for you to fuck her in the shitter, and sucks your cock after to suck her own ass juice off of your cock.
Dude, your girlfriend is an ass juice junkie.
by I'm the fucking master May 16, 2016
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Salty Ass Juice

1. Butthole Fucking Juice

2.A tasty treat for whores!
(Kelly Wells to Sasha Knox)

"C'mon lick that salty ass juice, that's a tasty treat for whores, you should feel fuckin' privileged!"
by colombed mooyay January 19, 2008
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Purple Ass Juice

Purple ass juice is a purple sticky liquid that leaks out of the buttocks.
It's usually produced as a result of having unprotected anal sex and the anal sphincter muscles tearing. If the individual who's 'giving' has an STI or has bad hygiene, the area could become infected, causing the teared area to swell and fill will liquid. If anything passes through the anus while the sphincter is swollen, it will rupture and a purple liquid will leak from the swollen area.

The liquid's colour is very similar to the colour of beetroot. It's texture is similar to jam, and it has a putrid smell.

Purple Ass Juice cannot be treated by any remedies or drugs, if one has Purple ass juice, one will have to wait for the body to fix the issue by itself.

It is a very painful experience and can cause the sufferer to become extremely emotional and even suicidal, especially if the sufferer fucked a male prostitute to spite their Filipino boyfriend who had just dumped them.
Jimbob: Eh, me no wanna be with you no more. Me wanna be fwend. me no love you, me fuck you for good time. Me say bye.

*Dumpee has anal sex with male prostitute out of anger*

Purple Ass Juice victim: Oh shit, I've got purple ass juice dribbling down my arse, now I want to jump off a bridge. Boo hoo.
by Green_Vagina_(.Y.) May 14, 2012
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Marinating in the ass juice

When someone doesn't shower for a long period of time and lets their ass marinate in their ass sweat.
daniel " jhon smells like shit"
emily " yea hes been marinating in the ass juice"
by lincoln plus pm October 21, 2011
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ass juice

A delicious concoction found in the streets of NYC, at the Double Down Saloon. Sounds like a rectal leakage biproduct, tastes like a watermelon juice shot.
I couldn't decide what shot I wanted to take, so I picked the dirtiest-sounding, ass juice.
by ashevillesfinest February 24, 2012
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ass crack juice

After an intimate session of woman on top, her cum that makes its way down into a guys ass crack- reacting with his ass juice(sweat) to create an awful stench.
You'll need more than a casual shower to get rid of that ass crack juice.
by todd h November 30, 2006
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