Sarcasm 

A verbal reflex against stupidity. In my opinion one of the best types of humour.

- Sarcasm

*Man stumbles from a bar holding his stab wounded stomach and bumps into Guy*

Guy: Watch it prick!
Man: Oh I'm sorry. Is my dying getting in your way. Forget calling an ambulance, buy this man a drink.

Sarcasm by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009

Sarcasm 

A defense against stupidity.

Statement: Do you have a bathroom?
Sarcasm in Reply: No, we wear diapers.

Sarcasm by BigMamaSoapyCarrots January 23, 2018

Sarcasm 

The most hilarious way to respond to anything. Usually a stupid comment becuase you may just sound retarded saying something sarcastic to something smart.

A dad looks at his son eating a cookie and asks "what are you eating?"

To that the son uses sarcasm and says "green beans."

Sarcasm by ILJS April 28, 2009

sarcasm 

Bodys Natural Response Against stupid.

Stupid:sarcasm is a gay way of insulting.

Me:You're just too intelligent for it.

Stupid: Of course i am.

Me:I was being sarcastic, douchefuck..

sarcasm by The Bon and only January 12, 2009

Sarcasm  

The connection between the author of wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Sarcasm at its prime:

"I'm sorry, i thought we were having a state the obvious contest here"

"I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

"Let me know if anything I say offends you; I may want to offend you again later"

Sarcasm by "Like this needs your input"" April 26, 2009

sarcasm 

The best language for someone who asks stupid questions, someone who states the obvious or generally, a dumbass

Dr. House speaks sarcasm

I speak two languages: english and sarcasm

sarcasm by J'adore UD November 1, 2009

[/sarcasm]

It means you're ending what you said sarcastically.

Jeffree Star is obviously the most gorgeous woman ever. /sarcasm

which means:
Jeffree Star is obviously the most gorgeous woman ever. -end sarcasm-

[/sarcasm] by Nicole. October 6, 2006