FBF (Fat Bitch Friday):
The only time it is acceptable to drunkenly go home with, or allow a drunken friend go home with, a fat chick. It is only acceptable on a Friday after a drunken night of striking out with decent chicks and only acceptable between 11pm and 3 am on said Friday night/early Sat morning. Failure of abiding by these rules is a breach on man code and the violator willfully subjugates himself to a minimum of 3 1/2 weeks of being ridiculed and may also be kicked in the balls or have his man card taken away until he proves himself worthy once more to hold it.
The only time it is acceptable to drunkenly go home with, or allow a drunken friend go home with, a fat chick. It is only acceptable on a Friday after a drunken night of striking out with decent chicks and only acceptable between 11pm and 3 am on said Friday night/early Sat morning. Failure of abiding by these rules is a breach on man code and the violator willfully subjugates himself to a minimum of 3 1/2 weeks of being ridiculed and may also be kicked in the balls or have his man card taken away until he proves himself worthy once more to hold it.
by benjiism September 30, 2010
Get the FBFmug. Fuckin' Best Friend
Similar to BFF but without the girly connotation. What you'd call your best buddy who you know will stick with you through thick and thin. You look forward to hanging out and doing shit with them and there's always better things to come. Even when they've gone someplace far away it still feels like they're there with you. They're not just your best friend, they're your fuckin' best friend.
Similar to BFF but without the girly connotation. What you'd call your best buddy who you know will stick with you through thick and thin. You look forward to hanging out and doing shit with them and there's always better things to come. Even when they've gone someplace far away it still feels like they're there with you. They're not just your best friend, they're your fuckin' best friend.
by aXmoon June 10, 2009
Get the FBFmug. Sam: So how are you and your FBF?
by Shmellie August 16, 2009
Get the FBFmug. by Farmer Mark January 23, 2018
Get the FBFmug. Girl 1: "So I was talking to my cousin's roommate's little brother the other day, and..."
Girl 2: "Hey, I know him!"
Girl 1: "Really? How?"
Girl 2: "We're FBFs. Duh."
Girl 2: "Hey, I know him!"
Girl 1: "Really? How?"
Girl 2: "We're FBFs. Duh."
by damnteenager108 January 20, 2010
Get the FBFmug. Face blunt Friday. a college tradition to start of the official weekend. after a hard week's work of classes, homework, and exams the best way to relax is to smoke a blunt to your face with your best friends.
FBF usually starts right after classes so you have something to do to fill the time void between end of classes and the start of parties. you're high will last until and after it's time to party making for an even better Friday night.
FBF usually starts right after classes so you have something to do to fill the time void between end of classes and the start of parties. you're high will last until and after it's time to party making for an even better Friday night.
1. dude all-time record for FBF. 15 people... that's 15 blunts and half ounce of weed all smoked at once! i love FBF!
2. i was so fucked after smoking that blunt to my face. it was so worth it. can't wait for next week's FBF!
2. i was so fucked after smoking that blunt to my face. it was so worth it. can't wait for next week's FBF!
by ilovebutreallyhatecollege January 31, 2010
Get the FBFmug. by Spencer C September 14, 2008
Get the FBFmug.