First two rules of an infamous site on the Internetz. They both mean that you're not allowed to talk about the site. Ironically, rules 1 and 2 have become a defining feature of the site, essentially making them useless whenever cited.
by Abdomumibinima April 28, 2007
Get the rules 1 and 2mug. by Absince of life :( January 18, 2017
Get the 1 and 1/2mug. 1. You do not talk about /b/.
2. You DO NOT talk about /b/.
What everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.
2. You DO NOT talk about /b/.
What everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.
by Daymoon April 9, 2008
Get the rules 1 and 2mug. Q: How do I get matches on Tinder?
A: Follow rule 1 and 2.
(other example);
YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE ON 8/12/22;
Chad: Yoor bootyfull
Katie: All these other guys are trying to demonstrate their grasp of written English in their first message to me, but not you. You're different. I like you
Bob: Chad, how the fuck did that pickup line work?
Chad: Rule 1 and 2...
A: Follow rule 1 and 2.
(other example);
YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE ON 8/12/22;
Chad: Yoor bootyfull
Katie: All these other guys are trying to demonstrate their grasp of written English in their first message to me, but not you. You're different. I like you
Bob: Chad, how the fuck did that pickup line work?
Chad: Rule 1 and 2...
by Hans Henrik May 27, 2023
Get the Rule 1 and 2mug. Part of the "rules of the internet", made in early 2006 by someone in the /b/ section of 4chan who fancies the site a secret underground.
Due to the /b/ section being overrun with users from sites such as Gaia Online and MySpace, these rules were accepted, and more people took part in the illusion that 4chan is a SUPAR SECRAT CLOBHAUS. Despite the fact that these two rules state that you shouldn't talk about /b/, some people will cite "RULES 1 AND 2!!" every time 4chan (or even a meme) is mentioned outside of the site.
Thankfully, this vermin of stupidity remains contained in /b/, so people who cite rules 1 and 2 in other boards are bound to get flamed and hopefully banned.
Due to the /b/ section being overrun with users from sites such as Gaia Online and MySpace, these rules were accepted, and more people took part in the illusion that 4chan is a SUPAR SECRAT CLOBHAUS. Despite the fact that these two rules state that you shouldn't talk about /b/, some people will cite "RULES 1 AND 2!!" every time 4chan (or even a meme) is mentioned outside of the site.
Thankfully, this vermin of stupidity remains contained in /b/, so people who cite rules 1 and 2 in other boards are bound to get flamed and hopefully banned.
*4chan Steam group is mentioned in a /v/ thread*
Idiot: RULES 1 AND 2 BITCH
Anonymous: facepalm.jpg
Anonymous: kill yourself
Idiot: RULES 1 AND 2 BITCH
Anonymous: facepalm.jpg
Anonymous: kill yourself
by WHYIAMSOBALD July 20, 2008
Get the rules 1 and 2mug. by Ticketyboo's mate potsy October 2, 2015
Get the 1/2 and 1/2mug. A. from fight club. a line from brad pitt
B. in relation to 4chan's /b/ board, instructs one not to talk about /b/
Rules followed only by newfags.
B. in relation to 4chan's /b/ board, instructs one not to talk about /b/
Rules followed only by newfags.
So theres a place called /b/ you should check it out
Rules 1 and 2! Rules 1 and 2!
Shut up you faggot.
Rules 1 and 2! Rules 1 and 2!
Shut up you faggot.
by aw shit fuck May 24, 2010
Get the Rules 1 and 2mug.