Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?

Sticky Keys lets you use the SHIFT, CTRL, ALT, or Windows Logon keys by pressing one key at a time. The keyboard shortcut to turn on Sticky Keys is to press the SHIFT key 5 times.

Disable this keyboard shortcut in Ease of Access keyboard settings

bored human: lemme type the "Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?" keyboard prompt.
another human: fcuk

Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys? by fuckshit7j7 April 9, 2022

I want your ass on the table 

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

I want your ass on the table by Angel_k March 21, 2010

do you want to dance on my cape 

The act of dancing or jiggling on another persons floppy cape.

Dude she's such a slut, she asked "do you want to dance on my cape." And she totally said yes. What slut.

do you want to dance on my cape by I'm horny. April 17, 2014

No one wants those eggs 

A polite way to say "nobody wants to have sex/kids with her."

Eggs is implied to mean future children.

"Yo Bob, think Betty will ever have kids?"

"Nah bro, no one wants those eggs."

No one wants those eggs by Magzillas January 28, 2010

You can lay your legs on me if you want to 

Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.

Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.

An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.

Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."

Female: "No thanks."

Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!

You can lay your legs on me if you want to by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019

i want your babys sucking on me 

it is the famous words spoken by ninja he does want YOUR babys sucking on him

it will involve him saying i want your babys sucking on me as he asks you to send him your dick picks as he commits cock and ball torture

i want your babys sucking on me by mcdonald gobler December 14, 2022

I'll ski on your lunch if I want 

Used as an expression of defiance.

Popularized by the viral video clip 'His Name Is James Bond', which features amusing lyrics detailing the ways in which the titular secret agent is an asshole who basically does what he wants without caring about the consequences.

The lyric runs: "Because I'm suave you can suck it, I'll ski on your lunch if I want/take a walk on the heads of some reptiles, then act heaps nonchalant."

MAN 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing coming out of that bathroom with my wife??

MAN 2: I'll ski on your lunch if I want.

I'll ski on your lunch if I want by JetBlackEvil February 4, 2012