pinch a loaf 

When you take a dump that is big enough to pass as loaf of french bread from safeway!

"Dude i gotta Pinch a loaf"

pinch a loaf by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

Pinch a loaf 

1)To shit.
2)To irritate or surprise.

1) I gotta go pinch a loaf.
2)That just pinches my loaf!

Pinch a loaf by maclaird January 19, 2009

pinch a loaf 

When you take one big shit and barely have to wipe afterwards.

Dude, that was one CLEAN loaf!

pinch a loaf by casper1 July 11, 2003

pinch a loaf 

dropastool

man, i gotta dropastool

pinch a loaf by grand master itchy March 29, 2003

Pinch a Loaf 

Where you have to take a major dump, but are worried about the outcome.

Dude, that toilet is so clean, I better pinch a loaf

Pinch a Loaf by bill May 1, 2003

Pinch A Loaf 

Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.

Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.

Pinch A Loaf by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

pinch a hot loaf 

The act of taking a shit in winter in a less than reputable establishment that either doesn't pay the heat bill, or is too fucking cheap to turn it up, in turn, making the porcelain of the toilet so cold that when you shit, it resembles the appearance of a hot loaf of bread being removed from the oven as steam permeates through the bathroom.

"Man, you would have thought that bathroom came with a free bakers hat after pinching that steaming hot loaf in there."

"Yeah, you would pinch a hot loaf in a shithole bar like that."

pinch a hot loaf by lulem400 January 12, 2010