capitão urs

A very strong and handsome penguin, usually trying to deal with the Fakeurs

OMG! Gustavo is capitão urs!

by Morpheus16282 November 20, 2022

ur mom

my wifey

i’m in love with ur mom

by payton14 January 25, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is an epic comeback to use against someone. It will catch then off guard not will not know how to respond.
Ur mom use it while you can.

Tommy "I wonder who smells like raw fish"
Jimmy "I bet it's Daniel"
Daniel "no, it's ur mom"

by pseudooym June 7, 2022

shut ur heck

basically means shut up

Person 1: Imagine being gay
Person 2: Shut ur heck

by anonymous April 17, 2022

Ur sister a mister

An insult known and feared by all of mankind and even god himself... An insult so powerful and so great it could destroy life as we know it. One of the only insults more powerful than ur mom gae

Below we shall see but mortal a man attempt to use this insult against another though be warned life... may go extinct

john: Hey mike!
Mike: yeah what is it John?
John: ur mom gae
Mike: pathetic!
also mike: UR DAD LESBIAN!
John: ur brother a mother
Mike: you have forced me to use my ultimate power...
john: NO! MIKE DONT DO IT!!!!!
Mike: ur sister A Mister
(the solar system gets torn into pieces and life as we know it dies)

NOW BUT ONE MAN STANDS AND HIS NAME SHALL FOREVER BE FEARED AND WORSHIPPED!!!! A MAN SO POWERFUL GOD HIMSELF PISSED HIMSELF.

by tuu0prartf April 30, 2019

Ur Mom

"Ur Mom" is a compound word specifically used for a filler in sentences.

woman: Jeff, what are you doing?
man: UR MOM
woman: ...

by iliterallydontknowwhattowrite November 3, 2022

Ur brother a mother

Worse Than Ur mum gay ur dad lesbian ur granny tranny ur grandpap trap and your sister a mister anyone who uses this insult is considered a godlike being and the lerson you use it against gets sucked into a black hole

Frank: Ur mum gay

Steve: ur dad lesbian
Frank:ur granny tranny
Steve:ur grandpap trap

Frank: ur sister a mister

Steve: dont make me do it frank
Frank:do it pussy
Steve:ur brother a mother

*steve becomes new god while frank is getting turned inside -out in a black hole*

by ThotAyer May 16, 2018