Toe in the water

When you shit and one half is touching the toilet water while the other half is still attached to you

He was sitting on the john, waiting for his toe in the water to drop

by MissDiva December 26, 2024

Wife Beater's Toe

Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.

I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.

by Richard Kimble February 28, 2011

Black Toe/Fingernail Polish

A woman who is a dominatrix in the relationship.

My girl got these black toe/fingernail polish....I can't wait until tonight!!!!

by BEBE1981 March 29, 2024

toe sponge

Soft toes that soak up liquid.

Oh wait, I spilled some milk, walk over here and toe sponge this up.

by Vaginal_Secrections July 2, 2017

toe bungle

a sock with a bunch of holes at the end

I got dressed too fast this morning and accidently put on a toe bungle.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016

Toe sinking

Picture a wet Willy… but with your toe.
I.E. licking your toe then sticking in someone’s ear.

Awe man… that’s gross… stop toe sinking me!

by Songbird2000 June 7, 2022

Toe tagged

To be deceased/dead. Bodies in the morgue have toe tags on them to identify them so, the only way to earn your toe tag is to die be killed, murderer etc

Tyrone Toe Tagged His girlfriend preference Becky.

by ShaneatA April 26, 2022